https://soundcloud.com/user-843636956/the-mayor-of-chester-advancing-to-the-rear
Commandeering a patrons hat as he slides into his seat at his local pub, the mayor of Chester, overwhelmed with emotion from being dragged through spacetime, contemplates witnessing eternity and his accidental role in saving humanity from world war three using semaphore to communicate desperately grave messages to a fleet of nuclear capable ships blinded by the destructive shock of an unusually large ripple in spacetime that washes over the planet in a torrent of brilliant violet-blue Cherenkov radiation as the first Alcubierre warp drive superluminal robot starship, who’s propulsion is made possible by the discovery of the Higgs Boson and ultimately the Tachyon, bursts into our solar system from a not so distant future.