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If the train had not been delayed by 13.01 seconds the cone of probability for the entire cosmos would have ended in disaster and as the passenger car slid icily past a previous panicking Ham about to strike a German Submarine captain Ham recalled being suddenly dropped several thousand miles and years apart teetering on a misty cliff above San Francisco Bay as he tried to swing his first punch into the old man’s face.